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Save the date. 

On July 16th, Midevenings will debut it’s SUMMER SEASON PREMIERE! Watch it on Thursday at Midnight on MNN 4!

Our premiere episode of the season features comedian John Early ( johnearly ). Here, you’ll get to watch poor Jay beg John to become his best friend. Stay tuned to see if John says YES!

There is also a cartoon by holysharkblog (Neally), who makes the best shorts videos ever!

Tune in next week. And don’t worry! I’ll post another reminder next week!!

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Dear Generation Before Mine

I am so disappointed in you!

You led me to believe you knew what was going on, and you knew how to take care of it!

And here we are 20-30 some years later and you took care of none of the problems! They are all still here, and not just those problems there are a whole slew of new problems. 

I would not be so mad if in the beginning you would have just said “Oh, those things? Yeah man, I got no idea whats going on with that.” but you did not.

Now my generation is here with all these problems and we were not prepared for them, because you said you had this!

The Next Generation.

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The Debut of Teenz Talkin TCGS for TV


On Friday, June 27th at 6 PM, tcgsteenz will make their debut on MNN 4.

If you live in Manhattan with Time Warner Cable, turn on channel 67 or channel 1998 on June 27th, Friday, at 6 PM sharp!

This is the first television I ever produced and I am so proud of this!

Thanks to

My friend Jeany worked on this, so its probably great! You should watch it with your eyed balls. 

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My boss was not in the office today and I drew butts all day!


Mo Buttz


Not only did they get an A+ on the paper, they got an A+ butt!


If only drawing butts was a full time job, I would be a buttillionaire!

Look at that upside down spider-butt


Saw Tig Notaro and tonight, they were really great! Unrelated here is a butt doing standup


I had some ice cream earlier, here is a butt drinking a milk shake!


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The Thing That Makes Me The Most Angry

The Thing That Makes Me The Most Angry

By Neal Morrison           Age 30

The thing that makes me the most angry in the whole entire world is my online banking App on my iPod. 

It says it is a fast easy way to deposit a check when in reality it is a slow painful way for me to get frustrated and stressed out. 

It says if I hold steady and center a check in the middle of the screen it will take a photo. But what it actually does is it continues to pop up the words “Hold Steady” on the screen even after I jerry-rig it and the check so that they are firmly planted and cannot move. Then it will randomly quit out of the app causing me to relog into my account. 

I try everything to get it to work including the use of professional lighting and still 49/50 times I try to use it it does not work at all. 

Unlike every other app on it that is used to take a photo if I tap a part of the screen it does not try to focus on that part of the screen and instead does nothing. I try flipping the device around and getting farther and getting closer, but it almost never takes a photo. 

It is the worst and I would be better if it did not exist and I would then just take a bus to my banks, but every time I think “well I can just use the mobile app and save myself a trip”.



Filed under Banking App USBank

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I feel like I should blog on here more, but I am afraid if I do it will make people depressed and suicidal, because I am mildly depressing and not to be insulting but I do not think you are as emotionally strong as I am.

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So long OkCupid

I deleted my OkCupid account today. 

I deleted it for a few reasons.

1 it makes me feel like a creep/jerk going through peoples profiles and judging them. 

2 I have spent more time writing messages to people trying to represent myself the best way I can, and have gone on about 4 dates in 7 years of being on the site.

It feels like I waste so much time going on there and just saying 

"Oh hi, you seem cool.
My name is Neal I like to do artsy assed things in my free time, I have a profile on here you should check out. 

Hope you are good

then just no response, even thou I expect most people on there give no response sometimes it is such a huge kick to my ego, which is already pretty small when it comes to dating.

My biggest fear is that I do not do many things that would put me in a place to get to know a person to start a relationship with. I am not the kind of person who sees someone and thinks it is obviously a good idea to go initiate a conversation with them. 

I am more the type of person who imagines that it would bother them to have a big weirdo come compliment them on something like their hair and then want to have a whole conversation with them… I assume that because it would bother me to have that happen.

Anyways, sorry ladies the shop has closed its doors. 

If their is high enough demand for online dating me maybe I will go back on the market… like twinkies did. 

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We need to talk about Jessica Rabbit. Why? Because Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an amazing movie and because Jessica is the most underrated character in the world and it’s tragically ironic, especially when you consider what her character is supposed to represent.

It’s no secret that Jessica is sexy. Her bust-waist-leg proportions are worse than Barbie’s! But that’s the point. Jessica was supposed to be proof that some animators completely exaggerated certain body parts when drawing cartoon women.

But as the movie goes on, Jessica actually shows the struggle that she has to face. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” I mean, Jessica has to stow weapons in her bra due to the amount of times that guys have tried to fondle her. She was forced to dance, sing, and play patty-cake with Acme. People always reblog her quote, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” But very few people seem to know what that means. Jessica was drawn, most likely by a sexist man, to be sexy and act naughty.

But here’s the best part: Jessica doesn’t want any of that. She just wants to be with her husband, Roger. Roger. Out of every Toon in Toontown, Jessica falls in love with Roger. Why? Because he makes her laugh. Because whereas everyone else saw her as being a sex symbol, he saw her for her personality. He unconditionally loved her and she unconditionally loved him. And she was ready to do anything for him. She danced, she sang, she played patty-cake, all because they threatened to kill him. Long story short, she’s an amazing character because she has a great personality, undying love for her husband, and the ability to fight when the time comes. (She used a fryign pan to bash a Toon’s head in long before Rapunzel!) She is, in short, amazing.

And do you know what the ironic part is? Go into the Jessica Rabbit tag. 3/4 of the tag is explicit drawings and photoshops. Most people don’t respect her character and instead see her as simply a sex symbol … which is completely ironic because her entire plotline was about how nobody respected her and saw her as a sex symbol! Even though she was so much more than that! Do you see where I’m going with this? (Hello Nurse has the same problem but that’s a post for another day.)

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