Holy Shark Blog

Not the blog you want, but the blog you deserve

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I always feel bad that I do not use Tumblr more, but then I remember only like 26 people follow me on Tumblr… I am probably not even that much of a disappointment to them. 

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Here are some questions... I answered them

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
A Stranger, but it doesn't stop there, then you move to bigger game and people you know.
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
It hardly ever happens so I get pretty excited.
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
When I was in Middle School and just becoming an Atheist other peoples religion bothered me. I felt like I had to really fight to have that religious belief thou. Now I am old and do not care at all.
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
Probably stay the way I am now, however if you have to know everything it would probably be best to not have emotions.
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
Eating or drinking, you would save so much money, and also there is a point in not sleeping where you just get bored and lonely when everyone else is asleep.
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
Chris Pratt have you seen him? Gees.
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
I feel like burning would be faster, so lets go with that.
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I do not believe in that place. If you are asking if I would spend the rest of my life in discomfort and agony, then no... lets not do that. Also taking away bigotry is forcing other people to think a different way... that is pretty fucked up.
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
I had a crush on a girl named Fawn in my class in elementary school.
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
Sure, I am already not having sex. I might as well be getting something out of it.
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
Oh yeah! Now I just watch them in 5-10 minute clips on the internet, what a time to be alive.
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
I am not a huge fan of either but I think The Rolling Stones have more songs I like.
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
Matter I suppose... I really do not understand the question thou.
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
(please note, I was somewhere around 8 or 10 years old when I had this nightmare) I was in the Mall and got separated from my mom, I saw a seal and started following it around to a back hall somewhere around Target, I then follow it up a vent into an office where I run into Disney villain Pete who then put me to work cleaning stair rails... I ask him when I will go home and he laughs at me and says "your never going home"
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
The one year, after that is over you cans till pursue the second best.
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Eh, depends on the thing.
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
Currently I am dirt poor and fairly dissatisfied, so both sound pretty good.
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
Probably, but I cant talk about that... its a (secret)
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
Me, I am the one who can read the minds of my fellow man!
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
Spanish, so then I would know 2 languages.
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
Sure, why not? They are just human people trying to make sense of this insane existence... so lets pound them.
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
Who knows? I assume people would find something else to get all uppity about. That is just how we are.
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
It is only laughable because it cannot help but be compared to every other movement that history has shown is caused by men. So when white men then complain about things not being fair for them everybody looks at white men and says. "yeah, right... why don't you run the free world and complain some more?"
but at the same time, if anyone feels wronged or that they have been treated unjustly they have a right to feel that way, even if you do not agree with them.
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
They mean something, I do not think it is unpossibly to fall in love with someone you originally think is not attractive, however I think it takes a lot more to end up that way.
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
Somewhat, not fully.

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Jay Miller and his crew have moved into their new home - Gethard, Jersey Dave, and Patrick Cotnoir help them get a run of their new studio! 

If you’re into TCGS, you’ll dig the hell out of this.

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I got this in the email and noticed there are things written between the lines.



"Asked as though josiah remained quiet.
Everything he will never be there. Well enough fer me josiah. Me know how about him up emma.

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we could read it turned back.
Family and shook her that.
Tell me feel like one would. Husband to remember the young man with.

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Reckon he realized the ground but this.

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Save the date. 

On July 16th, Midevenings will debut it’s SUMMER SEASON PREMIERE! Watch it on Thursday at Midnight on MNN 4!

Our premiere episode of the season features comedian John Early ( johnearly ). Here, you’ll get to watch poor Jay beg John to become his best friend. Stay tuned to see if John says YES!

There is also a cartoon by holysharkblog (Neally), who makes the best shorts videos ever!

Tune in next week. And don’t worry! I’ll post another reminder next week!!

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Dear Generation Before Mine

I am so disappointed in you!

You led me to believe you knew what was going on, and you knew how to take care of it!

And here we are 20-30 some years later and you took care of none of the problems! They are all still here, and not just those problems there are a whole slew of new problems. 

I would not be so mad if in the beginning you would have just said “Oh, those things? Yeah man, I got no idea whats going on with that.” but you did not.

Now my generation is here with all these problems and we were not prepared for them, because you said you had this!

The Next Generation.

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