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So long OkCupid

I deleted my OkCupid account today. 

I deleted it for a few reasons.

1 it makes me feel like a creep/jerk going through peoples profiles and judging them. 

2 I have spent more time writing messages to people trying to represent myself the best way I can, and have gone on about 4 dates in 7 years of being on the site.

It feels like I waste so much time going on there and just saying 

"Oh hi, you seem cool.
My name is Neal I like to do artsy assed things in my free time, I have a profile on here you should check out. 

Hope you are good

then just no response, even thou I expect most people on there give no response sometimes it is such a huge kick to my ego, which is already pretty small when it comes to dating.

My biggest fear is that I do not do many things that would put me in a place to get to know a person to start a relationship with. I am not the kind of person who sees someone and thinks it is obviously a good idea to go initiate a conversation with them. 

I am more the type of person who imagines that it would bother them to have a big weirdo come compliment them on something like their hair and then want to have a whole conversation with them… I assume that because it would bother me to have that happen.

Anyways, sorry ladies the shop has closed its doors. 

If their is high enough demand for online dating me maybe I will go back on the market… like twinkies did. 

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We need to talk about Jessica Rabbit. Why? Because Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an amazing movie and because Jessica is the most underrated character in the world and it’s tragically ironic, especially when you consider what her character is supposed to represent.

It’s no secret that Jessica is sexy. Her bust-waist-leg proportions are worse than Barbie’s! But that’s the point. Jessica was supposed to be proof that some animators completely exaggerated certain body parts when drawing cartoon women.

But as the movie goes on, Jessica actually shows the struggle that she has to face. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” I mean, Jessica has to stow weapons in her bra due to the amount of times that guys have tried to fondle her. She was forced to dance, sing, and play patty-cake with Acme. People always reblog her quote, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” But very few people seem to know what that means. Jessica was drawn, most likely by a sexist man, to be sexy and act naughty.

But here’s the best part: Jessica doesn’t want any of that. She just wants to be with her husband, Roger. Roger. Out of every Toon in Toontown, Jessica falls in love with Roger. Why? Because he makes her laugh. Because whereas everyone else saw her as being a sex symbol, he saw her for her personality. He unconditionally loved her and she unconditionally loved him. And she was ready to do anything for him. She danced, she sang, she played patty-cake, all because they threatened to kill him. Long story short, she’s an amazing character because she has a great personality, undying love for her husband, and the ability to fight when the time comes. (She used a fryign pan to bash a Toon’s head in long before Rapunzel!) She is, in short, amazing.

And do you know what the ironic part is? Go into the Jessica Rabbit tag. 3/4 of the tag is explicit drawings and photoshops. Most people don’t respect her character and instead see her as simply a sex symbol … which is completely ironic because her entire plotline was about how nobody respected her and saw her as a sex symbol! Even though she was so much more than that! Do you see where I’m going with this? (Hello Nurse has the same problem but that’s a post for another day.)

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Tonight Midevenings with Jay Miller finally makes the jump to HD! Be sure to have your HD glasses ready!
mnn.org @ Midnight after The Chris Gethard Show!, I don’t remember who’s on this episode!


Tonight Midevenings with Jay Miller finally makes the jump to HD! Be sure to have your HD glasses ready!

mnn.org @ Midnight after The Chris Gethard Show!, I don’t remember who’s on this episode!

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Hey! New episodes of Midevenings are airing which means New videos are being posted… which means watch them!

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Holy Shark Studios has produced another gem. In this video, Neally (President of Holy Shark Productions) is giving you an exclusive tour of the his workplace.

It’s truly an insightful view to entire creative process of videomaking at Holy Shark Studios.

Remember Midevenings fans, you’re getting EXCLUSIVE LOOK to Holy Shark here FIRST*! YOU ARE PRIVILEGED TO GET THIS SCOOP!

*this really aired first on Midevenings Season 1, EP 19 on MNN

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Oh I made the Banner that is currently being used for The Chris Gethard Show Tumblr. I feel like I should brag about it a little so I am! Check out that sweet ass banner here!

Now that is what you want a banner to look like, photos of people, uppercase type letters, color… everything you want!

Q: How cool am I?
A: Pretty cool.

Ok I am done being dumb now, everybody have a good day!


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Here are some exclusive photo previews from tomorrow’s upcoming episode! These lovely pics were taken by the show’s official photographer, Meghan Hughes. 

Midevenings will air a new episode on MNN 4 tomorrow with Josh Gondelman of Seinfeld Today and musical guests, Handjob Academy. 

Don’t forget to tune in tomorrow! 

Is there going to be a Holy Shark Video on this episode? I will tell you that it is a definite maybe! A very plausible possibility and a almost proven uncertainty! 

If that kind of cliffhnagery talk does not make you want to jump on board the Midnight (11pm Central) express then I do not know what will!


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